PLEASE read the "Rules" section of this blog. Read every single one.
YOU CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN PARANOIA UNLESS YOU KNOW THE RULES.
We encourage all ages, but would like to remind freshman that transportation is key to success in this game, so you may want to recruit upperclassmen to your team.
If you fail to recruit said upperclassmen, you may want to form your own team and join our Underclassmen Division. Invite your friends and you will have plenty of opponents.
Paranoia is an equal opportunity employer and so we encourage women to participate, despite the harsh efforts made by some to keep them in the kitchen.
Any questions? Want to sign up? email email@example.com
Fight the good fight,