Monday, March 7, 2011


Nope. No more time for joking. its the Paranoia Playoffs.

First matter of business is deciding our last 5 playoffs teams. If your team is 1 of the 7 team names in blue on our Playoff List, then you are currently ON THE BUBBLE. Go to the poll and vote for your favorite out of the 7 teams to decide who is here to stay and who is going home early. The top 5 vote getters will be awarded a spot.

Congratulations if you are one of the 27 teams who is currently on our Playoff List. Your team name was highlighted in red because you either:
A) won enough games to win your group
B) showed enough determination to get into the red zone by racking up kills


To cover tournament prize expenses, all 32 playoff teams must submit a nominal fee of $15. For those mathematically challenged, that is $3 per player. Please elect one person to be responsible for your team's fee, and give it to the commisioners by this upcoming Sunday, March 13th 2011.
Playoffs do not begin until next week.

Please do not try and form your own matchups this week, as it will cause much confusion and could potentially lead to other undesired outcomes.

Once again, congratulations, you're moving on to the next round.

Conor and Jay


  1. Why do we need to pay money for this? That's dumb

  2. for the prize you dip

  3. fuck the prize. i dont wanna pay for shit

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  5. pay $15 for a chance at $480. yeah, totally unfair

  6. If you honestly don't want to play, find a replacement I'm sure there are people that would love to play and make some cash.

  7. Who cares about a stupid prize, winning is enough.

  8. Nevermind, I thought that it would've been like an item that is bought and would be won. Not the entire sum of money collected. My bad, no need for the language..

  9. -A woman is on a beach. she has no arms and no leges. and she's crying
    -A man walks up to her and says "why are you crying?" she says "i've never been hugged before". he hugs her and leaves
    -He comes back later and says "why are you still crying?" she says "i've never been kissed before." he kisses her and leaves.
    -He comes back again and says"why are you still cyring?" she says "i've never been screwed before."
    -He picks her up and throws her into the ocean
    "there. now you're screwed."

  10. wait is the prize the whole pot of money? if not we should know what were paying for. if yes then holy crap shits about to go down