Saturday, February 5, 2011

2/5

Hey,

Remember this is the last day to sign up if you want to be in week 1. Email your team name and members to jbinny5@gmail.com before midnight tonight.

Please read the rules and submit your teams.

Jay B

Friday, February 4, 2011

Update for Today

Hey guys,

Just wanted to remind everybody of a couple things.

1. All teams for week 1 will need to be registered to jbinny5@gmail.com by 12:01 AM sunday. Please include players names and the team name in the message subject Paranoia.

2. Remember to tell your parents you are participating in this game, don't want to cause any problems.

3. Remember, no illegal activities in the playing of paranoia. Law breakers are on their own and the commissioners do not accept responsibility for individuals decisions. This includes bringing Nerf guns to school; one incident could shut down the game for everybody and get you expelled.

Thanks,

Jay B

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Update 2/3/11

All prospective players:

PLEASE read the "Rules" section of this blog. Read every single one.
YOU CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN PARANOIA UNLESS YOU KNOW THE RULES.

We encourage all ages, but would like to remind freshman that transportation is key to success in this game, so you may want to recruit upperclassmen to your team.

If you fail to recruit said upperclassmen, you may want to form your own team and join our Underclassmen Division. Invite your friends and you will have plenty of opponents.

Paranoia is an equal opportunity employer and so we encourage women to participate, despite the harsh efforts made by some to keep them in the kitchen.

Any questions? Want to sign up? email jbinny5@gmail.com

Fight the good fight,

Conor

Monday, January 31, 2011

Welcome

Greetings everyone. You have been selected from the Glenbrook Community to take part in an elite game of stealth and strength. Basically, this is a nerf war that will take place around Glenview where teams of 5 will face off for a week long challenge. Right now, we are still in the recruiting process and are looking to get a good number of teams before starting play. Your job is to assemble a five player squad and come up with a team name. E-mail this information to jbinny5@gmail.com. Teams must be submitted by 12:01 a.m. on Sunday to get assigned a game on Monday. Encourage and inform your friends to take part in this. "The more the massacre, the better the bloodshed."

Read the rules at the bottom of any page before doing anything. For clarification or suggestions e-mail jbinny5@gmail.com. We look forward to your participation and will hopefully be starting this Monday, 2/6. Teams may join after the start-up date but won't begin play until the next Monday.

Until next time,

Jay Binstein