Friday, March 4, 2011

Turnabout

All Paranoia play is temporarily suspended as the majority of the student population is observing Turnabout. Please adjust elimination strategies accordingly. Play will resume Sunday morning.
The usual rules apply, stay safe and have fun
Conor and Jay

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Playoffs

As you know, the playoffs will consist of 32 teams. The 23 pool winners and the 9 teams after that with the most kills. Next week will be a bye week as we sort out the totals and organize the playoff bracket in order to make sure no team is cheated out of a spot.

Jay

Monday, February 28, 2011

Power Rankings


Points/kills


6 9 Bukkake beasts


6 9 Eat Shit Derek


6 7 WMDs


6 7 Goon Daddys


6 6 Abusement Park


6 6 Dilf Squad


6 5 Team Flow


6 5 Invisible Ninjas


6 5 Racially Intolerant Pineapple People


6 5 Dropouts




6 4 Master Chefs

6 4 The O.G.s

6 4 Shop Boyz

6 4 Hot and Dangerous

6 4 Pecan Sandies

6 4 Alpha Cowboy Lightning Force

6 3 Certified Goon Squad

6 3 Abominable Snowmen

6 3 Prestige Worldwide

6 3 Xmen Crazy

4 7 To Infinity and beyond

4 5 Boner Soup

4 5 Wolf Pack

4 4 The Wolf Pack

4 4 Spinal tappers

4 3 One Stripped Zebras

4 3 Ferocious 5

4 3 Jungle Speed

4 3 Spanish Inquisition

4 2 Team Lyngso

4 1 Dominate

3 6 Bad News Bros

3 6 Team Taliban

3 5 Team Nerd

3 4 Birth Controllers

3 4 Levin The high life

3 3 Dirty Bits

3 3 Team Ramrod

3 3 FUBAR

3 3 Phat Chick

3 1 The Poon Squad

3 1 Green Hornets

2 3 Callahan Auto Parts

2 3 A Team

2 3 Neon Sombreros

2 2 The Executioners

2 1 dead rabbits

2 0 Money Pimps

2 0 The BAs

2 0 Infant Sorrow

1 5 Slippery When Wet

1 4 Make Me a Sandwich

1 4 Thug Life

1 3 Determination to get into the Red Zone

1 3 Odd Future

1 3 Chica Gurls

1 3 Kilz4Kaz

1 3 Spanish language News Team

1 2 Team Friendship

1 2 Sebby

1 2 Cook County Coons

1 2 Big League Chew

1 1 Nugg Juicers

1 1 Ba donka Donks

1 1 Gaylords

1 1 Carry Big Sticks

1 1 Gentlemans Club

1 1 The Buhnahnah Knut Krutcherz

1 1 Lyon Boys

1 0 Team Swag

1 0 B@llers

1 0 Sexy Panthers

1 0 Bloodbath and Beyond

1 0 Shots

1 0 Argyle Dream

1 0 Unstoppables

1 0 New Guys

1 0 Golden State

1 0 Friday Force 5

1 0 Men and McAley

0 2 MLG Pro Status

0 2 Greatest Show in Nerf

0 2 Red Hot Oompa Loompas

0 1 Kiss My Anthia

0 1 Too Can Clan

0 1 Rocked

0 1 Black QWOPS

0 1 The Church of Holy Mooseology

0 0 Vicious and Delicious

0 0 Awesome Town

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Week 3

Please submit all kill information for this week to me by tomorrow at 3:15. I'll update the matches before I go to bed tonight and any changes that need to be made should be emailed in to jbinny5@gmail.com

Week 3: You are playing against the last team in your pool that you haven't yet played.

1 v 4

2 v 3

Please refresh on some important rule changes

http://southparanoia.blogspot.com/2011/02/guns-at-school.html

http://southparanoia.blogspot.com/2011/02/faqs-round-2.html

http://southparanoia.blogspot.com/2011/02/dead-teamates-20.html

http://southparanoia.blogspot.com/2011/02/where-to-eliminate.html

http://southparanoia.blogspot.com/2011/02/faq.html